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VOTE FOR MONSTERS TO WIN BUSINESS FOR GOOD AWARD!

Business for Good Award 

We are the first ever shop for Monsters to have have been selected by the Humans at Holly & Co for an Independent Business Award 2022, with the chance to win £10,000 for our small-but-powerful store.

Our store has been serving the Monster community since 1818 and we are proud to be recognised for the good we do sourcing and creating products that support the Living, Dead and Undead. 

Vote Today!

(Voting ends 27th November)

Some of the ways we do good… 

Shopkeeper programme

We encourage Human relations with our Shopkeeper programme. We are proud that it's been at least three days since a shopkeeper was bitten, squashed or cursed. 

Supportive Products

Our products address a range of needs within the Monster community including tackling Zombie halitosis and easing Werewolf transitions. 

Careful Labelling 

All our products are carefully labelled for dietary requirements including Salt, Garlic and Holy Water exemptions.  

Renting out our storeroom 

Although it has since proved to be a terrible idea, our storeroom is currently rented out to the small Humans at the Ministry of Stories.

Vote for us today and help us:

  • - Continue to create more essential products
  • - Reach and support even more Monsters 
  • - Continue to challenge the curse that sees 100% of our profits go to children's charity Ministry of Stories

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    Delivery information

    We currently deliver to UK destinations only, via 2nd class Royal Mail or Parcel Force 48 Hours service.

    Postage and packing costs:

    • - £3.50 for orders of up to £25,
    • - £7 for orders £25 - £50
    • - Free for any order over £50

    This charge helps cover our costs and ensures your purchases support writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.

    Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

    Returns information

    You can return products if:

    - You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at shop@ministryofstories.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

    - You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

    Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

    We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

     
    ministry of stories

    Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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