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Frightfully Festive Collection

Visit us after dark this December as we extend our opening hours at both stores. 

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16 Leadenhall Market, off Gracechurch Street, EC3V 1LR (next door to New Moon Pub)

Tue 20th Dec - Fri 23rd Dec | 11am - 6pm 

Avoid the hoards of Humans and enjoy an exclusive shopping experience at our Leadenhall Market pop-up. In the heart of the City of London, it is easily accessed via the sewer network, other world portals and the no.11 bus. 

Explore our festive offerings, in store:

- Raven Skull: A Raven's skull, stolen in the dead of night from the Tower of London. Can reanimate at the most inappropriate moments. Ideal for storing jewellery.

- Enchanted Biscuits: Scaring is caring with our set-of-two enchanted biscuits for you and a favourite fiend.

- Common Toad: Caught fresh from the banks of the river Thames.

- Incense Burner: Recreate the wonderful smell of Ancient Egypt with our Sandalwood Incense Burner. An ideal accompaniment to any embalming work. 

- Lunar Calendar: New Year, new wolf. Keep track of your transformations with our 2023 Lunar Calendar. Also helpful for plotting clear flying nights and prime toadstool harvesting. 

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159 Hoxton Street, N1 6PJ

Wed 21st Dec - Fri 23rd Dec | 11am - 5pm 

Visit our original store on Hoxton Street for a true Monster Supplies experience. The site was established in 1818 and has been faithfully supplying the local Monster community every day since. Watch out for our invisible cat Wells and make sure to keep the store cupboard door firmly shut to avoid contact with the mischievous mini Humans on the other side. 

Explore our festive offerings, in store:

- Lump of Coal: No stocking is complete without it. Smells of dark, smoky nights. Can be used as a soap, but we strongly discourage washing. 

- Bah! Humbugs: Banish any feelings of joy or merriment with a single suck. 

- Petrified Mice: Frozen quite solid and coated in sugar, with the tail intact, for that nostalgic, mousey taste.

- Dead Good tote: Pick-up a branded totes to carry all your supplies back to your cave/lair/dungeon. Fits well on any standard broom. Custom bags available for larger or many armed beings. 

- Christmas Cards: Scratch and send a message of festive greetings with our multipack of cards. Each unique design was created exclusively for Monster Supplies. 

On the fly? Looking for a quick and easy gift? We have a pre-stuffed stockings available for £22 to grab and go (containing our classic range: Impacted Earwax, Petrified Mice, Dragon Treasure and Sugar Dusted Bogies).

On the run? Are you keen to prepare for your visit, so you can just swoop in? View our full Christmas range here.

Keen to prepare in advance for your visit, so you can just swoop in this week? View our full Christmas range here.

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Delivery information

We currently deliver to UK destinations only, via 2nd class Royal Mail or Parcel Force 48 Hours service.

Postage and packing costs:

  • - £3.50 for orders of up to £25,
  • - £7 for orders £25 - £50
  • - Free for any order over £50

This charge helps cover our costs and ensures your purchases support writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.

Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

Returns information

You can return products if:

- You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at shop@ministryofstories.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

- You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

 
ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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