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Festive Maggots
Festive Maggots
Festive Maggots
Festive Maggots

Festive Maggots

Our best-selling Minty Maggots have been transformed for the festive season. Now flavoured with cinnamon, these really are the most glorious of grubs.

Handmade in partnership with mostly monster, occasional human BisQuotes.

£8

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Free UK delivery on orders over £50 - Delivery and returns information

All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Tasty little cinnamon maggots handcrafted from sugar paste. Vegan.

Ingredients

Sugar Paste: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Water Stabilisers: e413, e415, Palm oil. Preservative: e202 humectant: e422. Flavouring: Polysorbate 80, Cinnamon extract. Colouring: E422, Thickener: E551 Silica. Colour: E110 Sunset Yellow. E129 Allura Red. E155 Brown HT. (E110 & E129 may have an adverse effect on activity & attention in children and other monsters.) Allergens listed in BOLD. Suitable for vegans. Made in England by BisQuotes (@bis.quotes), in a kitchen that handles nuts.

‘A devilishly delectable confectionary that is a must have! (Gut) gushing with flavour and bursting with nasty nutrients - you'd be daft not to add these to your diet! ’

-Shargle The Hungry, (Under) Deptford Bridge

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Free UK delivery on all orders over £50
 
 

Delivery information

We currently deliver to UK destinations only, via 2nd class Royal Mail or Parcel Force 48 Hours service.

Postage and packing costs:

  • - £3.50 for orders of up to £25,
  • - £7 for orders £25 - £50
  • - Free for any order over £50

This charge helps cover our costs and ensures your purchases support writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.

Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

Returns information

You can return products if:

- You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at shop@ministryofstories.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

- You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

 
ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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