Dear Being on the other side of the CupBoard Door (dare I call you Friend?), My name is Pudding. I’m the monster you think you caught a glimpse of in your cupboard … usually on second shelf to the left, to be exact. Totally friendly, BUT … very shy. So why am I writing to you? Well, the other day, my friend Bun Bun, the Dust Bunny, was telling me how they were floating behind the door in the room of this young Human Being. And this young Human Being was telling her friend that she was writing a fan...

Dear Professor Salima Ikram, That distracting rabble behind the secret door at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies are celebrating an event called National Writing Day today. They have encouraged mini humans to write a piece of Fan Mail to someone or something they admire. I saw their post-it note ideas and my thoughts turned to you. So I have decided to put quill to parchment and reach out to you via our Post Mortem delivery service. My name is Lapis Seti. You won't, I think, know me, but I know all about you! I wanted to write and thank you for...

Word reaches us that a proportion of our customers have recently suffered adverse reactions upon receiving their online orders – happy-go-lucky feelings, joyful skipping, general merriment and similar unpleasantries.

After days preparing and decorating the underneath of Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, the basement was ready to host a special Dismembers-only Speak-easy. Read on for details of the night.

Science: the final frontier... This is continuing blog of Gori Varangian, intern at Hoxton Street Monster Supplies, sorting through the very large and very cluttered basement.