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Sugar Dusted Bogies

A chewy, tangy-sweet morsel. Extra-large, for ogres of all ages.

£4

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Chewy apple bonbons (150g)

Ingredients:

Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Palm Oil, Humectant: Sorbitol, Citric Acid, Pork Gelatine, Dextrose, Natural Flavouring, Colours: E100/141; Emulsifier: SOYA Lecithin. Allergy Advice: Allergens listed in BOLD. May also contain Nuts.

‘Perfectly rolled to IOC Heavyweight Flicking Calibre – with a ballistic profile suited for international competition at the highest level. You can take a sparrow out with these boys. Delicious rolled in Thickest Human Snot, but will reduce performance.’

-Ferdinanda Foulfingers IV

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